Why ads. Is the Best Choice to Lead Our Nation through These Difficult Times

ads. is a true Demarcian statesman who has served in many roles vital to the survival of the nation since entering Demarcian politics in April 2018. He started off as Minister of Transportation, in which role he undertook the ambitious plan of transporting himself to the newly founded Free Republic of Palachine within 4 days of assuming office.

He was subsequently entrusted with various ministerial positions and most notably promoted to Vice President in May 2020. Unfortunately, newly elected President Vincent_Wolff did not appreciate his very large brain and in August 2020 demoted him to the role of Secretary of State in the EOP.

To compensate for that extremely unfair treatment, the Demarcian people elected him to the Parliament in the November 2020 election, and punished Vincent_Wolff by denying her a second consecutive presidential term. It was then that the leader of the Social Democrats realized the greatest mistake of her political career, and when she returned to the Presidential Palace after three months, she appointed him as her new Chief of Staff.

While it is certain that ads. is the most experienced and qualified politician among the current and potential contenders for the Social Democratic Party's leadership, some people have raised doubts about his ability to appeal to the Demarcian people and convince them to get behind him in the general election.

Those doubts, however, have been dispelled once and for all by his performance at Saturday's leadership debate, in which he has proven his ability to inspire the Demarcian people.

When asked why he should lead the party, he quickly instructed its members to vote for anyone but Minister of Environment Jeskia, whom he described as a "Karen". Unsurprisingly, thanks to his personal charm, the membership of the party quickly followed his recommendation, with debate moderator Penstubal immediately declaring his support for him and Jeskia herself withdrawing from the election and expressing her support for his candidacy the following day.

This situation is just one example of his tremendous leadership skills and ability to unite the party, which can prove especially valuable seeing the increasing threat of a viable opposition to the party emerging in Demarcian politics; should such a disastrous scenario come true, the Social Democrats will undoubtedly be best off being led by a strong and stable genius such as ads.

The choice we have is very simple – do not waste your ballot on the 23rd of April.

Donald Raygun,

Demarcian Inquirer.