MikeBodwin Ousts Vincent_Wolff from DNP Leadership

MikeBodwin has ousted Vincent_Wolff from the leadership of the Demarcian National Party, officially setting in motion his grand return to the party after nearly two years of absence from it. Humiliatingly, Vincent_Wolff failed to capture a single vote in the leadership election.

MikeBodwin immediately conveyed his shock at having won the leadership election.

"How in the chicken nugget has this happened?" MikeBodwin quotes himself as saying.

Meanwhile, the Social Democratic Party has disparaged the DNP for its choice of a new leader, stating that "As DNP leader, MikeBodwin will represent all the darkest green elements, and you can expect him to push through militarist and ecologically unfriendly policies that will put our national security at risk and jeopardize all life on this planet with his hard-on for nuclear weapons".

The SDP further states, "We hope that the people of this country see through the DNP-Green charade and elect a leadership that truly cares about this country and the well-being of its people, and will bring us active, stable and prosperous times".

Fred Thompson,

Demarcian Inquirer.